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Wednesday, September 25, 2019

Absurd Warnings

Here are some absurd warnings, its for English.

Warning - this text may cause paranoia if you start to worry close this immediately. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Cell Phones - Warning. Constant use of this product may cause hypnotism including constant talking, idiocy, and brain damage.

Bananas - Warning. This product is very toxic and will KILL you or give you constipation, diarrhea and a poopy mood.

Dogs - Warning. Getting one of these is a big mistake unless you like the smell of dead rabbit, meat and poop all over your face when it shows affection towards you don't get one.

Boredom - Warning. This causes instant and strong effects and will result in nothing to do.

Hats - Warning. This product may make your hair stand on end, creates a new form of bed hair and hides your beautiful beautiful hair. There are ways to avoid it if you are smart enough to understand, if not because you are stupid just don't.

Questions:
What am I learning?
Creative writing still.
How does this work show my learning?
I had to be creative to put down commonly used items.
What am I wondering as a result of this learning?
Why does this worry some people.

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